I am not usually one to get too involved with celebrity gossip but there was a story today that caught my eye. I saw on the BBC website that Amy Winehouse's husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is filing for divorce on grounds of her adultery. Now this raises at least two points:
1. Blake, don't you think that your recent incarceration in Pentonville prison is really the elephant in the room in this rancid relationship? You have been banged up for the best part of 18 months for having a fight, and some other nonsense, so you have clearly been in dereliction of your duties as Amy's husband and drug mule. She had to go out and find other people to ply her with narcotics and help her continue turning into the zombie of soul.
2. Who on earth has been tapping Amy Winehouse? What kind of chump would stick his dipper in her honey pot? Her body is like a walking petri dish, there is no way that she is not riddled, from her greasy head to her hammer toes, with any number of diseases form Hepatitus A through Z, leprosy, mange and most certainly lupus. You would either have to have the ability to heal yourself, like Wolverine, or be one crazy mother, like Wolverine, to even dare go there. I for one wouldn't wish to shake this guy/s hand. Not unless I was glazed in Purell first.
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