I gots to be bloggin'

This is a blog of statements and questions. Lets get this shit moving:

1. Why are the most popular TV shows filled with the most obnoxious characters? Speaking of obnoxious why are these The Real Housewives Of... shows even on? Why do you want to watch a group of cunchs behaving like twats, they never seem to even get on with one another!

2. Why is it after investing days/weeks/months reading a book does the last page really drag?

3. What percentage of the free peppers you get in a Papa John's pizza get eaten?

4. I have my improv class graduation show on Saturday and I don't even feel nervous.

5. Time travels slowest when sitting on a plane after it has landed but before it docks for disembarking.

6. A 147 in snooker is the most skilled sporting escapade. There is little to no room for error for 36 consecutive shots, on a 12 foot table!

7. My two favourite songs of 2007 were Ruby by The Kaiser Chiefs and Umbrella by Rihanna.

8. Are tramps people who really just like camping? And I am guessing they are smart because they live in cities which are on average 2 to 3 degrees warmer than rural areas.

9. Finding stuff to blog about is tough (as can be seen from today's effort).

10. I would like to try skiing/snowboarding.

11. The place in the world I would most like to go is Machu Picchu or it might be the temperate rainforests in Washington (I can't decide).

12. I find swearing funny but comedy that doesn't resort to it is possibly more rewarding.

These are my pearls for the moment...not those kind of pearls you dirty bastard!

Twittering my nuts off!

So I have discovered Twitter (ollywade if you are interested) and it takes commitment. Although unlike blogging what you post is like a mental belch, at 140 characters you can't write War and Peace like I feel the need to do with a blog. You just fire out whatever you are thinking at the time, and if what you are thinking is a load of rubbish it doesn't matter because sooner or later you feel the need to tweet about something else.

I like it, I like the canvas it allows me. I always think of things that amuse me as I go about the world and with Twitter I no longer have to keep those things to myself. Everyone else can now listen. So now I just have the pressure to be witty and whimsical, I don't want to disappoint myself. Also it allows me the opportunity to listen in on the thoughts of the famous to which I have attached myself by the umbilical chord of Twitter.

This has turned out to be quite a short post so I shall now list some words that entertain me:

Gubernatorial, realm, plunge, malady, plinth, quench, fumble, viking, bilge, satchel.

There are also words that I do not enjoy with such vigor but I will not be publishing those as my enemies could use them against me.