I gots to be bloggin'

This is a blog of statements and questions. Lets get this shit moving:

1. Why are the most popular TV shows filled with the most obnoxious characters? Speaking of obnoxious why are these The Real Housewives Of... shows even on? Why do you want to watch a group of cunchs behaving like twats, they never seem to even get on with one another!

2. Why is it after investing days/weeks/months reading a book does the last page really drag?

3. What percentage of the free peppers you get in a Papa John's pizza get eaten?

4. I have my improv class graduation show on Saturday and I don't even feel nervous.

5. Time travels slowest when sitting on a plane after it has landed but before it docks for disembarking.

6. A 147 in snooker is the most skilled sporting escapade. There is little to no room for error for 36 consecutive shots, on a 12 foot table!

7. My two favourite songs of 2007 were Ruby by The Kaiser Chiefs and Umbrella by Rihanna.

8. Are tramps people who really just like camping? And I am guessing they are smart because they live in cities which are on average 2 to 3 degrees warmer than rural areas.

9. Finding stuff to blog about is tough (as can be seen from today's effort).

10. I would like to try skiing/snowboarding.

11. The place in the world I would most like to go is Machu Picchu or it might be the temperate rainforests in Washington (I can't decide).

12. I find swearing funny but comedy that doesn't resort to it is possibly more rewarding.

These are my pearls for the moment...not those kind of pearls you dirty bastard!